parents: you need a haircut
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
Blue. Because music is awesome and everyone understands it. Language is really cool and knowing it all would be awesome but it’s situational. Music is always there to love you. Also ‘spoken language’ leaves out anything signed. So there’s that(???)
YES! I can sell those diamonds and get a car that’s not older than most of you guys.
-the Polish one
Incidentally my car is three years older than me and I’m terrified of it sometimes.
I DON’T KNOW WHY
THIS IS LITERALLY SO DEPRESSING BUT I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING TO SAVE MY LIFE
THIS IS HOW I DIE
I GO TO HELL NOW
Game of Thrones audio commentary (1x06)
friendly reminder that!! self diagnosis is just as good as a professional diagnosis and saying that it isnt is classist and ableist uwu
I have cancer. Your post gave me cancer. That is my self diagnosis and will be sending you the million dollar medical bills shortly.