June 2013
- me: *saves videogame*
- me:
- me:
- me: did i save
yo gurl lemme finish this dungeon before we fuk
said no one ever
*raises hand*
“I wonder if there’s porn of-“
there is
Follow up question:
“I wonder if I can find that porn for fre-“
You can.
when you want to talk to someone but you have no idea what to say
The Ballad of Jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoro
Steam Powered Giraffe
(Source here)
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
After I listened to this I was like ‘what’s that sound’ and IT WAS ME WHEEZING BC I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
I’m so sorry.
I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL WASN’T PREPARED
judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?
me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.
judge:
me:
